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I met some fine folks from PC today who have the combined IQ of -3. When I said I was born in Thailand, one of them busted out with, "Where in China is that?" only she tried to sound so intelligent while she said it. Another one asked if it was true that the Chinese eat cats and dogs. I said, " sure, and we all ride around in rickshaws too". How the hell did these people even graduate from high school? Seriously...
I seem to attract these types of people. I really, really try hard to go out of my way to avoid making new contacts with strangers in class. I know, I'm such a snob but this is what I get for making small talk...